Honoring the half baked mom that got it right

So here I sit this day pondering on what my offspring really feel about me as a Mom. In all honesty it doesn't matter now because they turned out as awesome humans, so I must have been okay,

RIGHT?

From the moment I felt the first fluter of life I was elated and crying at the same time. They both caused me to get fat and fatter. They caused me to eat everything in the kitchen and from all the Tom Thumbs that sold Little Debbies and wash downs of Tab. Calories were high on my doctors attention. Tabs would take care of the calories,

RIGHT?

I spent years on creek banks and KOA's rolling in sand f...