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By Earline Crews
Guest Writer 

Cemeteries, the safest places on earth to stalk

 

August 20, 2020



A cemetery is the safest place on earth for stalking.

Everybody there is harmless. But I need to share some good advice to others that may decide to join me and the CEO in, the art of cemetery stalking.

How it's done from my experience:

You have a SIRNAME and some noisy reason for wanting to go cemetery stalking. You load up and go in the general direction that someone years ago mentioned that someone from years ago may or may not have died and may or may not be buried in said cemetery.

"By damn, he's family and I wanna find out".

"Okay, I'll pack some water, some potted meat, some crackers...



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