Never treat your wife or mama like a patient

Recently I came to you for answers to my health questions. You did several tests that gave indications I may have some kidney/bladder stones or possibly involvement of that word that starts with C. Needing to rule out all the above you had me scheduled for a bladder scan.

I arrived on time and ready to get this mess done with.

So, I fill out forms, gave a little cup of pee, ( more on my hand than in that Dixie cup).

Whoa is me.

Washed my hand, restored my self respect to go back out and sit among others waiting to go back and pee on their hands, I look to see if anyone noticed my twitching...

 
 
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