Grandma's DNA will show up and show out

My SMITH side and my GRISSETT side has always rubbed against each other. SMITH side has the gift of laughing at ourselves, my GRISSETT side waits a bit. Both have good and not so good.

Example,

SMITH side could throw hissy fits on a regular basis. Smith hissy fits ease colic, dandruff, carbunckles, cough due to cold, festersores, lost dentures, or on one occassion a three day layover in Amarillo.. Just to name a few.

GRISSETT side, not so regular, but when it did, it was a fit to end all hissy's. Then a long grudgement took place.

Lawdhammercy, how they loved a good grudge.

SMITH side would...